- Idiot attempting to be funny: If you're asexual, how do you reproduce?
- Me: Through mitosis. I currently have 3,247 offspring, all of whom I am training for a dangerous under-cover operation that will result in the three thousand, two hundred and fourty eight of as the rulers of this world. Except for number 2,099. She wants to be an astronaut. I respect her life choices.
Kesha is Very Important to me